Seems like a good idea to organize these things, so...

( Supernatural fic )

I just finished my work for class, and this is the first thing I did with my newfound free time.

AND I'M NOT SORRY.

Title: Love like lightsabers
Characters: Castiel/Zachariah's hot cousin angel, Dean, Sam
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13 unless you're a glowing ball of light, then NC-17.
Word Count: 500
Summary: A very scientific examination of how ( Read more... )

I've been writing comment!fic lately. Here's all of it from the last month. Some of it is in capslock because it's from a land where casplock is customary. Some of it is in capslock because I was up at 6am writing about HELICOPTERS. Some of it is not in capslock at all; sucks to be it ( Read more... )

Title: Hate on Me
Characters: Dean, Sam, Castiel, Ellen, Jo, Bobby, Rufus, Lucifer, backup singers
Ratings/Warnings: PG/Spoilers for early season 5 Supernatural
Word Count: 2200
Summary: Dean wants to stop the apocalypse, but everyone around him is preoccupied with singing along to the Glee soundtrack. (This is apparently what happens when I ( Read more... )

Title: The Unicorn Who Crashed the Garrison’s Pool Party
Characters: Sam, Dean, a unicorn, Castiel, Zachariah
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13/Language
Word Count: 2100
Summary: The unicorn enjoys messing up Zachariah's End Days plans almost as much as he enjoys eating the entire angel buffet. Questions are answered due to cruel and unusual punishment. ( Read more... )

Title: You think this is hard? Try being the Michael Sword - that's hard!
Characters: Sue Sylvester (Glee), Zachariah, Dean, Castiel
Ratings/Warnings: PG/Spoilers up to 5.02
Word Count: 1900
Summary: Sue Sylvester is the next choice for the Michael Sword, and she doesn't appreciate this misogynist apocalypse!

( Sue Sylvester had a lot on her mind. )

Title: The Unicorn Who Ruined a Patented Winchester Heart-to-Heart
Characters: Sam, Dean, a unicorn, Castiel
Ratings/Warnings: PG-13/Language
Word Count: 1600
Summary: The unicorn doesn't understand rules of ownership. Dean and Castiel try to catch Lucifer using Doritos and a cardboard box. Sam really hates today ( Read more... )

Title: The Unicorn Who Made Sam Deeply Uncomfortable
Characters: Sam, Dean, a unicorn, a sex toy shop employee
Ratings/Warnings: R/Loads of adult...recreational...fake penises.
Word Count: 1570
Summary: Sam and Dean are investigating a job in a sex toy shop when the unicorn shows up and ruins everything, including some of the merchandise. I'm sorry ( Read more... )

Title: The Unicorn Who Used Up Dean's Shampoo
Characters: Sam, Dean, a unicorn
Ratings/Warnings: PG/copious use of the word "unicorn" and unapologetic repurposing of a Dogma joke.
Word Count: 920
Summary: There's a unicorn in the motel room shower, and he's getting really sick of this Winchester gawk-at-the-unicorn bullcrap.

( The unicorn was already in the shower when Sam went to brush his teeth. )